What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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